the infamous Proust questionnaire

Here goes:

What is your idea of perfect happiness?

Watching a good horror film on a rainy night surrounded by those I love

What is your greatest fear?

Wasted opportunities.  That, and the butterfly effect — there is nothing more frightening than the idea that everything is just a series of random coincidences, that a chain of events can be triggered by the slightest, smallest action.  To illustrate, consider this centuries-old tale:

For want of a nail the shoe was lost;

For want of a shoe the horse was lost;

For want of a horse the battle was lost;

For the failure of battle the kingdom was lost—

All for the want of a horse-shoe nail.

Once relayed that tale to someone.  The guy was goes: “WOW. That’s really profound. Where did you read that?” I got a huge kick out of informing him: “Too Fast, Too Furious: Tokyo Drift.”  

What historical figure do you most identify with?

Thomas More

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?


What trait do you most deplore in others?

Envy/jealousy; selfishness; and ingratitude.  3-way tie.  

What is your greatest extravagance?

I’m not into luxury items / trips so don’t really have an answer for this

On what occasion do you lie?

To spare someone’s feelings

What is your favorite journey?

All depends on what/who’s waiting for me at the destination.  An actual journey?  Writing my Things-To-Do list. 

Your favorite virtue?

Modesty; the ability to make fun of oneself (self-deprecating humor)

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?


Which living person do you most despise?

Fidel Castro

Favourite colour?


Favourite flower?

Lillies of the valley; white roses

Favourite poet?

Edgar Allan Poe

Historical figure you most dislike?

Apart from the obvious mass murderers (Stalin, Hitler, PolPot, etc):  Anne Boleyn

Event in military history you most admire?

First Crusade (1099) and Bay of Pigs

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

“fair enough”

What is your greatest regret?

Too personal a question.  NEXT!

What or who is the greatest love of your life?

My dog, Reagan

When and where were you happiest?

Probably any Christmas morning, as a kid

What is your current state of mind?

Annoyance at answering these questions

What do your consider your greatest achievement?

I’d like to think that still lies ahead

What is your most treasured possession?

An old photo of my grandpa taken at a political gathering.  A poor farmer showed up at the event, hoping one of the wealthy politicos and heavy-hitters would help him (his wife was very sick and they could no longer afford her medication).  One of the photographers advised him to wait for my grandpa, who would be the man to ask.  He did and approached my grandfather as he was walking into the event.  Sure enough, my grandpa whipped his pen out, asked for a sheet of paper, and wrote out a note instructing the best pharmacy in town to put whatever the farmer wished on his (my grandpa’s) tab, no questions asked.  The photographer snapped a photo of my grandfather, cigar in hand, writing out the note on the hood of a car, while the farmer looked on.  I love it.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

Regret, guilt

Where would you most like to live?

A big cabin in the woods or on a ranch with a barn, horses… along with an old Ford Bronco truck that I drive ‘into town’ to get groceries.  

Favourite painter?


Favourite musician?

Johnny Cash

What is your most marked characteristic?

My obsession with politics/current affairs

What is the quality you most like in a man?

Manliness – drive well; eat everything on your plate; never ask for a fancy cocktail, etc.  Hint: If you call AAA when you have a flat tire, you are not a manly man.

What is the quality you most admire in a woman?

A sense of humor

What do you most value in your friends?

Loyalty (I suspect everyone would have the same answer for this)

Who are your favourite writers?

J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Kurt Vonnegut

Who is your favourite hero of fiction?

Maybe Holden Caulfield, not a typical hero but someone I identify with

Who are your heroes in real life?

M’ momz!!

What are your favourite names?

I love Southern and “old American” names on boys (Holden, Jackson, etc).  As for female names, when I was little I wanted to change my name to “Maleficent” so, make of that what you will.  I was a weird kid.

What is it that you most dislike?

Animal cruelty.  I would give the death penalty to animal abusers.  Medieval torture equipment should be used on anyone who beats a dog or engages in dog fighting. 

How would you like to die?

Knowing I’ve made a difference and left a mark – in other words, satisfied and content.

What is your motto?

Adelante (onwards).  Still workin’ on trying to live by it, though.


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